Australian Signs



Zac was peeling this egg and noticed how much it looked like Australia.

We have been back in London, Ontario for 3 weeks today!  The excitement of being home and reunited with our dog Ceilidh and friends has worn off a bit.  The reality of grey damp weather, bills, work, homework, and decluttering our space has set in.  Don't get me wrong, we are still very happy and grateful to have a wonderful home and community to return too but Australia is feeling very far away and long ago.  So today I will post a blog on Australian signs that I have been collecting.   I actually love interesting signs and have been collecting pictures of them from Europe, Asia, North and South America, for years.   I once thought it would make a great coffee table sort of book.  No doubt someone has beat me to that one.  Oh well enjoy these ones free of charge! 

You may notice a bias towards toilet signs.  Toilet signs always crack me up - clearly my 8 year old (His Birthday is today) and I have similar taste in humour!

Sadly we did see some Roo roadkill.  We were told that if we hit a Koala or see Koala roadkill, we should stop and check the pouch.  Even if the mother dies, the joey can survive for several more hours.  There are signs with wildlife help line phone numbers posted and someone will come and pick up the baby, or injured mother.

Wombat signs are rare- finding this was a treasure!

We were surprised to find this sign in the Outback (near Ayer's Rock).  We did see a feral camel while there.

enough said.

I liked the 'totally' on this sign.

Australia's coat of arms

We loved trying to say some of the Aboriginal names.

Great name for a liquor store chain!

My mom's name is Gloria Jean, so I had to include this coffee chain sign.

Signs warning people about imminent danger are often amusing.

Sign found on one of a many hikes.

This one was found on hikes in the Blue Mountains.

This is a highway sign to prevent you from entering the on ramp in the wrong direction.



Last January, Brisbane had a huge flood.  All properties along the Brisbane River, which runs through the heart of the river were submerged.  Our apartment building garage and first floor were under water.  People lost cars, bikes, and anything stored below the second floor.  The pictures we saw of the floods were unbelievable.  Brisbane has spent tons of money and time repairing homes and and property, bikes and walking paths along the river.  After the water levels receded, they were left with a toxic mess of sewage and chemicals.  In fact, the sports fields and parks, along the river's edge were closed for months.  Right after the flood, kids who played there were getting sores that would not heal. They had to have layers of top soil removed and then re soiled and grassed.   A year on, the city is in much better shape.  We moved out just before the completion of the gorgeous bike path that stretched from our apartment building right into the city (about 10 km). 


Here are a few sign I saw in restaurants that amused me.

It is such a polite request.

Napkin from our fav. pizza restaurant.

Here you may notice a bias towards toilet signs. Toilet signs always crack me up - clearly my 8 year old (His Birthday is today) and I have similar taste in humour!

You'd think it would be obvious, but keep in mind, Australia is close to Asia where I can assure you first hand, toilet practices are different.  I remember a time in Hanoi,Vietnam where I was very excited to see a throne style toilet after weeks of only finding a hole in the floor.  My gratitude soon turned to disappointed when I saw all the dirty shoe prints on the toilet seat!!



In other countries the sign might say, please put the TP in the bin provided.  Still others don't even provide toilet paper!

This one kinda scared me!  Performance anxiety.

This toilet facility was not in the outback or some remote place, it was the washroom at a plaza in a small city!

Here is the whole reason for the trip.  Thank you UQ for helping support this sabbatical!



We tried it... I'll stick with peanut butter, thanks.

Men At Work » Land Down Under Lyrics

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwichAnd he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

 

 

We heard "Land Down Under"  everyday!   Those Aussies love that song.  On New Year's Eve the band played it at midnight!!!

 

Well, I have one more blog in me.  The Great Barrier Reef deserves a blog, so the next time I get some time I will post that one.  I really do have 1000s of photos to sort through first.

Until then, be a "Happy little Vegemite"  (someone in a good mood).

Penni-Sue

Australia Blog #20 The Blue Mountains

The change in temperature between Uluru and the Blue Mountains was drastic!  When we flew out of Ayers Rock, it was 40 degrees Celsius.  When we got out of the rental car in the Blue Mountains it was 12 degrees Celsius.  Serenna and Zac did not want to get out of the car it felt so cold.  Fortunately it warmed up during the next day, and we had some extra layers to put on.   The whole purpose for coming to the Blue Mountains was to do some hiking and enjoy the fabulous views. 

Three Sisters in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia

Can you spot the kids and I?

The Blue Mountains were so named because of the blue haze that comes of the eucalyptus trees that carpet the floor of the valleys between the Blue Mountains.

Hiking in the Blue Mountains, NSW

During some parts of the hike we were walking through areas of recent forest fires.  Amidst the charred trees were beautiful examples of new growth.

A recent forest fire has devastated part of the trail.

New growth from the charred remains.

These fern heads were popping up everywhere.

At the end of our hike, we took a cable car across the gorge to go to the visitor centre.  The cable car had a glass floor, providing interesting views.

Cable car across the gorge reminded us of our Switzerland ski days.

This cable car had a glass floor!

Zac cuddles a few koalas in the gift shop.

After a full day of hiking we were all keen on finding a spot for dinner.  We ended up having the best meals in Katoomba and Leura (two towns in the Blue mountain area).  Maybe it was the fresh cool mountain air, perhaps it was the appetite brought on by hiking, I just know that every meal we had was fabulous!  Indian, Vietnamese, or traditional Australian, it was all great grub.

Mount Solitude behind the clouds.

The weather was incredibly changeable.  One moment a huge cloud would roll in and it would soon be pouring rain.  Then the sun would come out and light up the gorgeous “three sisters”. 

Three sisters in the haze.

Three Sisters a few minutes later as a cloud front moves in - seriously!

Three Sisters reappear 30 min. later and the sun pokes out.

P-S, Jas, Serenna and Zac in the Blue Mountains.

On our second day of hiking we went down into the valley between mountains.  This meant a steep stair climb, aptly named the “Giant Stairway”.



Glad there was something to hold onto, it was pretty steep going.

No kidding!

 

Keep going down....

Once again the kids impressed us with their stamina, lack of complaining, and sense of adventure.  They made up roll-playing games, and we took turns making up silly verses to song Serenna created as we hiked.  

We rarely saw other people during the hike.

Jason between the Three Sisters rock formations.

And more bloody stairs.

The Blue Mountains were beautiful in all weathers.  I am constantly reminded of the diversity of landforms and habitats that Australia has to offer.



Next we drive back to Sydney, return the rental car and fly to Brisbane where at last I will see my sister Terri and brother in law Joe!!!   

Going to The Outback

Uluru, the red rock, has been the screen saver on our computer for years.  It is a place that I have wanted to visit for a long time and it is happening!  Ayers Rock (Uluru) is located in Central Australia.  It is a 2.5 hour flight from Sydney and about 2800km away.  It would take about 30 hours to drive it so we were grateful for the flight option.  The flight was fine, no on board entertainment but I took the time to sort through a few hundred of our pictures taken while we have been traveling.

We arrived in Ayers Rock about noon and hired a rental car at the wee airport.  The Ayers Rock Resort where we had a cabin reserved was about 10min. away.  Ayers Rock Resort is the only development within several hundred kilometres in the Outback.  There is a grocery store, a post office, a couple of cafes and gift shops and three restaurants.  The resort also offers four levels of accommodations.  First would be the deluxe rooms of Desert Sails, then the more modest hotel style rooms.  At a different area of the resort  is the camp ground and cabins.  That is where we were.  The cabins we had was so great.  Much better than I had dared to hope!  It was small but had everything we needed.  One part was a 4 bunk bedroom, then a little kitchen complete with table and chairs, and another room with a double bed.  We were most grateful for the noisy air conditioner stuck in the wall!  (The temperature at mid day can exceed 40 degrees Celsius.  In the middle of the night it still feels warm.)   There was no bathroom but just like most Canadian camp grounds, there was a big bathroom with showers not far away.  The best feature was the outdoor pool.

Since it was the middle of a hot sunny day we decided to swim first and do a shortish hike later in the afternoon.  We decided to save Uluru for the next morning.  In the Outback it gets to hot during the day to hike so most people start hiking at sunrise (5:50am and finish by 11 am).  There is not alot of shade as most of the vegetation is scrub bushes, grasses and a few trees growing out of the red soil.

  Outfitted with hats, water and cameras we drove 45 minutes to Kata Tjuta rock formation.  Uluru is the most famous rock but the Kata Tjuta (also known as the Olgas) are just as impressive. 

First sightings of Kata Tjuta

Starting our hike

Hiking the gorge at Kata Tjuta

We hiked up and down the gorge passage.  When I think of the Outback from now on I will see red soil and red rock everywhere.  The soil has a high concentration of iron oxide, rust basically. 

Kata Tjuta Gorge hike

Zac and Serenna hiking Kata Tjuta

Beautiful Kata Tjuta

On our walk, Zac spotted two tiny lizards.  Like everything else they were red!

This little guy is about 4cm long

This wee guy is even smaller.  Those are my sunglasses he is near.

We drove a few kilometres away from Kata Tjuta at sunset to get a nice picture of the rock glowing in the sunshine. 

Sunset at Kata Tjuta

We had a simple dinner of spaghetti and sauce in our cosy cabin and turned in early.  The star watching from the Outback is awesome.  Unfortunately the only constellation that I recognise is Orion.  We cannot see the North star or the dippers from down here.  I think we were able to pick out the ‘Southern Cross’ – the 7 stars on the Australian flag.

First sightings of Uluru

Next morning we headed to Uluru to meet the ranger for a guided 1.5 hour tour around part of the rock.  Uluru (and Kata Tjuta) is a sacred area to the aboriginal peoples.  Our guide told us about some of their foods and traditions.  We saw cave drawings where the young would have been taught about hunting techniques, water holes, and spiritual stories would be passed down to the next generation. 

cave drawings aprox. 32000 years old!

The 'kitchen cave' used by Aboriginals years ago when Uluru was a gathering place.

Some places at Uluru are considers so sacred and important to the beliefs of the people that they ask visitors not to even take photographs of those areas. So I took a picture of the sign instead.

No photographs here please.

Many visitors want to climb Uluru for a sense of accomplishment.  The indigenous people do not climb Uluru.  It was and still is considered a meeting place for different Aboriginal tribes to come together for ceremonies and feasts.  They ask that visitor also do not climb as an act of respect for the culture, the natural environment, and their own personal safety.   The National Parks commission that jointly runs Uluru with the Indigenous council, also asks visitors to make an informed choice.  During the summer months of Dec., Jan., and Feb., the climb is actually closed all the time as it gets so hot at the top that there have been deaths and serious injury.  Despite all these reasons not to climb, some visitors just cannot resist.  Sadly, multiple people die every year at Uluru by falling or heat related illness.

Majestic Uluru

After our guided tour it was getting hot by 9:30am so we went to the Cultural Centre.  They had great displays and information about the aboriginal people.  There was also an art gallery where we spent a long time looking at original aboriginal paintings.  All four of us agreed on one painting for our home and Jason treated himself to another for his office.

By noon we needed  lunch, followed by many hours in the pool! 

Picnic lunch at the resort.  Notice the shade canopies everywhere.

For dinner that night we went to the Outback BBQ restaurant. The way it is run was a really cool idea. You go up to the cash and selected a piece of steak, chicken, hamburger, vegetarian burger, Kangaroo, fish, crocodile or Emu from the meat counter.  Then you take your own meat to one of the dozen barbies and BBQ it yourself!  Then you fill your plate with salads, corn and baked potatoes from the buffet.  The buffet even had apple crumble and vanilla custard for desert.  Considering our location the price was fair and became the best bargain in town when they told us kids eat for FREE!  We went back the next night too.  And no, we did not eat crocodile, emu or kangaroo.  Our intention was to have an early dinner and then head off to the sunset viewing area to watch the sun set over Uluru.  That plan had to be postponed as a storm front was moving in and there would be no glowing sunsets that night.

No sunset but very dramatic skies.

Because our sunset trip was called off, we did have one of those 'it is such a small world' experiences.   I noticed a guy and his young daughter unloading their car in the rain.  He had a MEC (Moutnain Equipment Co op) backback so we thought he must be Canadian.  Jason went to ask if he needed help unloading their car, but the guy seemed to be ignoring him.  Finally his 5 year old daughter explained that he couldn't hear him.  When the guy turned around Jason began signing with him.  (Jas became fluent in sign while he was dating a deaf girl in highschool).  Turns out the family is Canadian, they live in Toronto, only a few blocks from Jason's dad and step-mom live.  The rest of the family is hearing so we were able to communicate while we had a drink together.  His wife went to Queen's for teacher's college too!  The coinsidences got even stranger when it turns out they both know Jason's old girlfriend.  They used to all teach together at a deaf school in Toronto.  It felt pretty sureal being in the Outback in Australia talking/signing with a Canadian family withso many people and places in common.

One of the amazing things about 'the rock' is how it changes colour at different times of the day depending on how the sun is hitting it.  While at Uluru, it becomes important to see the rock in all its various moods and colours.  It is common to get up at 4:30 am to make sure you make it to the viewing spot for sunrise, likewise for sunset at 7:30 pm.  Unfortunately we did not get to see a sunrise, but it was not for lack of trying.  We set the alarm for 4:30am every morning but it was either raining or very overcast each time!  On the up side, we did get to see Uluru in the rain. 

Uluru in the rain and clouds

 This is apparently rather unusual as it doesn`t rain all that often in the outback.  We are some of the minority of visitors who have seen waterfalls at Uluru.  It was really rather special seeing the water cascading down the rock.  

Temporary waterfalls at Uluru

 A place that we had seen the morning before, in the dry weather, was a small pond (more like a big puddle) with lots of tadpoles, overnight it had turned into a rather large pond.  The change in the water level was shocking!  

This pond was a tadpol filled puddle the day before.

Hiking around the base of Uluru.

Map of base walk around Uluru: an ambitious 12 km



The rain eventually turned to a drizzle and then to just an overcast grey day.  It actually made for great hiking weather.  The kids did an amazing job walking the 12 km around the base of Uluru.  It took about 5 hours but we sang, learned some sign language, dodged mud puddles, jumped in mud puddles, took too many pictures and spotted birds. 

Unseasonably wet they said.....

Cascades and high water levels at Uluru.

Inside one of the many caves of Uluru.

Red rock of Uluru.

Mighty hikers of Uluru.

 By the last kilometre of the hike the sun came out, giving us yet another perspective of the rock.

Sunny Uluru.

Caves at Uluru

Then it was back to the cabin, and a few more hours at the pool! 

Way too early on our last morning at Ayers Rock we woke to try and see the sunrise over Uluru but once again it was very overcast so we went back to bed.  Later that morning, we packed up all our stuff and headed to the airport for our flight back to Sydney.  On they way we spotted this feral camel!

Camel in the scub at Ayers Rock

Once we returned to Sydney we rented another car and drove to the Blue Mountains.  More about the beautiful Blue mountains next blog.

Beautiful wooden bench